Louis to buy Pinarello

Oct 18 2016


I’m going to let the Louis team have some top secret info:

Top fail dude. Bikes aren’t fashion. Bikes are truth.

I am kind of looking forward to the gazillion dollar flagship store though, I’m a sucker for that kind of stuff.

It will be full of people who can’t ride bikes resting their fat guts on the top tube.

Wasn’t there some awful Louis fixie bike before?

Oh yeah they made this horrible bike polo bike. So dumb.


Bike polo dude? I’m pretty sure that completely died in 2008. I hate that shit. No style nerds that didn’t play team sports in high school ruining bikes with faux aggro team sport attitude.

“Chah bra I’m totally hitting a ball. This will totally make up for no one picking me in gym class.”

so dumb.

So you know their team is clueless.