Village Voice: Uber sucks dude.
Another nail in the coffin. Long live the noble courier. Everyone wants you dead.
It’s like watching a movie and the hero is on the ground bleeding and the villains are taking turns stabbing him and you want him to get up and fight back but you know he isn’t getting up ever again.
And there’s vultures floating around the hero, landing briefly and tearing pieces of him away.
And you’re like “get the fuck off you vultures!”
Vultures don’t give a shit and keep tearing away and they won’t stop until there’s nothing left.
