Hair Warning.

I knew a lot of dudes have gotten into some retro millennial modified youth crew fades. Ok cool.

But now…I’ve seen this brain handle, top pony tail thing making a resurgence. Don’t do it. This was worse than a mullet in it’s time.

Picture a rollerblader in Jnco’s jumping off a sidewalk listening to Limp Bizkit. That’s you.

“You look stupid.”

(Ask anyone who has a brain handle if they rollerblade. “Dude do you rollerblade?”)