Bay Area Surveillance Update

May 15 2016

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OAKLAND (CBS SF) — Hidden microphones that are part of a clandestine government surveillance program that has been operating around the Bay Area has been exposed.

Imagine standing at a bus stop, talking to your friend and having your conversation recorded without you knowing. It happens all the time, and the FBI doesn’t even need a warrant to do it.

Federal agents are planting microphones to secretly record conversations.

Jeff Harp, a KPIX 5 security analyst and former FBI special agent said, “They put microphones under rocks, they put microphones in trees, they plant microphones in equipment. I mean, there’s microphones that are planted in places that people don’t think about, because that’s the intent!”


Guys I don’t want to freak you out but I heard they are targeting bike messengers, framebuilders and urban bike people with beards or tattoos. You better start lifting up all the suspicious rocks at the park and check in the bushes too. I knew this guy who got into some weird pigeon theories as well.


What next?

I really do know this one guy who started thinking the satellite dishes and cell phone tower thing on his roof were controlling his thoughts. He was pretty deep into a bunch of drugs at the time. One day he finally snapped and went up to the roof with an axe and chopped all of he stuff up. He got arrested. Got sent to Rikers. Someone paid me to bail him out. The end.