Paramount Tandem

If you buy this at least you get to keep it after your girlfriend breaks up with you and gets a specialized with sram red.
Coincidentally I think all paramounts cost 1250 now. I think because the owners wants to sell it for 2000, settle on 1500, and finally adjusts to 1250 hoping to get a sale with 1000 cash as the final floor.

-Which you might not get so back in the garage or over to Landlords friend, where you’re bike gets its due.

We’ll hang it up next to the Lady’s model.