Aren’t You So Happy…

…the days of shitty, fly-by-night, mass produced garbage “track” bike company collaborations with horrible, unrelated to bikes in anyway, T-Shirt and Hat companies are finally over?

That horrible industry’s reach was spreading so far there was almost a Cinelli x New Era fitted baseball hat. For real.

Can you believe how close we came to total disaster?

SHAME.

Anyone who is/was part of that scene and wants to make penance to the cycling gods should definitely donate any and all Campagnolo products they have to our Permanent Collection. Its really the only way. Other wise you’re fucked – just as bad as you were fucking up cycling.

For live donation please look for us at Trexlertown and Armory swaps. For mailed in salvation write our contact email.