Richard Sachs Called…

…He wants his Ray-Bans back.

All kidding aside, it really is to bad they have had to reduce rates on their luxury loft-style condominiums- where have all the
Street Wear Wrapped, Awful Track Bike Riding, Neu-Urban Bikedeleros gone?

Just some advice to the Real Estate crew who’s bright idea it was to put a track-nerd on their building:

-Its to late. You would have better luck attracting renters with images of 1993 Rollerblading.

<-Spotted in Williamsburg BK by Steve Powers>