BIGGEST LIE ON CRAIGSLIST
That’s what you tell city folk on craigslist but you what you should write is:
2 HOURS with traffic and trying to find my house on some dark ass street with no street lights and deer jumping out all over the place.
Then when you’re walking to my dark, unlit door wondering if something’s not right, I’ll yell out from my garage to come in. Then I’ll lead you around stacks of garbage for another 2 hours while I look for the bike I took a picture of a week ago. I’ll tell you about my vintage broken stereo collection and my vintage broken ski pole collection if you have another 45 minutes.
