Skipping Fixed-Heading Right to the Realness.
Current Average Urban American Bicycle progression goes:
-BMX, Skateboard, Razor Scooter, Whatever.
-Buster Mutant Bike with Cut Chain and all this stuff modified to make it look like a track bike.
-Track Bike (clearly a wide array of cheap, modern horror to pick from here.)
(Fixie Graduate-single speed with lots of fenders and a rack, mustache bars, clementine box)
(Cool Commuter-CX with a rack or vintage road 6spd w/downtube shifters))
-Contemporary Component Road Bike, MTB or Quit.
-Quit and become a bike collector.
This guy skips the middle step, but how much longer before he gets tired of struggling with his friction downtube shifters and wants some ergo index action?