If you thought Splash Tape was bad…

Feb 16 2012

These are fucking rims. For real.
Can you guys believe that shit?
We’re cracking on colored aero rims-
and these people have rims with fishbones all over them on their bikes?
Things are always so much worse than I think.

Customer:I’d like the digital camo, straight laced with the anodized hub?
Funsport Store Guy: Hecks yeah buddy! You want the nipples to be all crazy colors too?
Customer: You can do that?
Funsport Store Guy: Shit, how about a valve adapter that looks like some dice?
Customer: No a skull! a chrome one, no anodized!
Funsport Store Guy: Man you sound like you know bikes, do you want a job?