Kryptonite Keys

Feb 05 2012

If your lock got stuck the only way to fix it was to grind the bump off your key on the curb. Eventually your key became a skeleton key for all krypto locks.

The key design was changed when some fool posted the youtube video of the pen method. Duh.

(Imagine its 9:45 at night, its sleeting out, you HAVE THREE JOBS LEFT ALL 30 BLOCKS APART, ITS BEEN SLEETING FOR A WEEK, YOU HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE IN IT FOR 12 HOURS WITH TWO BREAKS SITTING IN A STARBUCKS DRIPPING, you go to unlock and your key won’t fit in your lock. Landlords Lifestyle 00’s)