Kryptonite Keys

If your lock got stuck the only way to fix it was to grind the bump off your key on the curb. Eventually your key became a skeleton key for all krypto locks.

The key design was changed when some fool posted the youtube video of the pen method. Duh.

(Imagine its 9:45 at night, its sleeting out, you HAVE THREE JOBS LEFT ALL 30 BLOCKS APART, ITS BEEN SLEETING FOR A WEEK, YOU HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE IN IT FOR 12 HOURS WITH TWO BREAKS SITTING IN A STARBUCKS DRIPPING, you go to unlock and your key won’t fit in your lock. Landlords Lifestyle 00’s)