We have noo laser beams to speak of.

wipe your chin

Courtesy:Mark Surface

If you couldn’t get $65 together for a DiMartini, you were rocking this, $15 from iGoldberg
(yes that’s a vintage T-Serve CMWC 97 shirt)

This is really all about that buttery toolset on the ground.
Courtesy:Will Pym

Dreddy Merckx definitely wishes fire pon Blue Point Brewing Co.

You don’t have a Campy frame either!
courtesy:Sterling Couriers

Evidence that Panasonic isn’t the only company with 65+cm bikes on the streets.

Courtesy:Dusty McFillin

sacrifice your rear brake if necessary….
Courtesy:Dusty McFillin