Lets go on record stating Cancellara is super nasty.

Apr. 11 Paris-Roubaix Fabian Cancellara (SAX) Thor Hushovd (CTT)
Juan Antonio Flecha (SKY)
Apr. 14-18
Vuelta a Castilla y Leon
Apr. 15
Grote Scheldeprijs

Apr. 18 Amstel Gold Race

Apr. 21 La Flèche Wallonne

Apr. 26 Liège-Bastogne-Liège

Apr. 27 – May 2
Tour de Romandie

May 8-30 Giro d’Italia

May 16-23 Tour of California

June 2 Tour de Luxembourg

June 6-13 Critérium du Dauphiné Libéré

June 12-20 Tour de Suisse

June 31 Clásica de San Sebastián

July 3-25 Tour de France

Aug. 1-7 Tour de Pologne

Aug. 15 Vattenfall Cyclassics

Aug. 17-24 Eneco Tour

Aug. 22 GP Ouest-France

Aug. 28 – Sept. 19 Vuelta a España

Aug. 30 Tour of Missouri

Sept. 10 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec

Sept. 12 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal

Sept. 23 World Championships – Time trial

Oct. 3 World Championships – Road race

Oct. 11 Paris-Tours

Oct. 15 Giro del Piemonte

Oct. 16 Giro di Lombardia

FUCK OFF IF YOU DON’T LIKE LANDLORDS
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HUGH R.I.P.
AUGUSTUS R.I.P.

Pshhhhhhht. That’s a flat tire.

I saw this bike earlier today locked up outside a local, sub-par bike shop and admired it, and now it’s for sale HERE